Pages That Might Have Been
Like aborted foetuses littering our floor, many ideas we had for web pages were discarded before they even
had the chance to live. With that image in mind here are some of our favourites. Most them never
happened because we never got past a title. Who'd have thought you had to follow up one good idea with
a whole pile of little ideas to make it work?
- Desperate Horsewives
- Heather Mills McCann
- Leave it to Gildernew
- Paedophile Superstar
- Snakes On A Hain
- General deChastity Belt
- Caroline Quentin Tarantino
- Sally Jessy Raphael - The Missing Turtle
- Catherine Tate's Avenue
- Ricky Hatton Vs a Hamster at 15 to 1
- Pete Tong's Essential Tupperware Selection
- John Inverdale's Who Let the Dogs Out?
- What the Ramones did for us
- Match the Disciple to the Miracle
- Where's the Bacon?
- Pin the Tail on the Iraqi Prisoner
- Pol Pot's Poetry Corner
- Jimmy Carr Vs. Maxine Carr
- Who's the Duchess?
- Fantasy Lynch Mob
- Page 3 Grannies
- Libellous News
If you think you can make a page out of any of these then tell us at
iknowwhatyoucandowithyourstupidideas@randomshite.co.uk
