Paean for Konnie Huq

Goodbye Konnie Huq,
We wish you good luck,
As you head off to retire
And probably perspire,
With that stupid old cat,
That sat on the mat,
With the wrong name,
Because you cheated the game.
Maybe you'll act,
Or show off your rack.
Maybe you'll write,
But you'll probably be shite.
And Blue peter will continue
Even though they've binned you.
New presenters will be girlier,
They've one they made earlier.
So goodbye, adieu, Konnie Huq,
Blue Peter presenter that I'd like to meet.

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