Overheard Racist Conversations

People often think that we are racists, but we have to deny those accusations, we are not, we hate everyone - Equal Opportunity Hatred.

But that doesn’t stop other people out and about being racist, we hear them at it all the time, so in this special feature we are going to bring you some of the gems that stupid little racists come out with, never realising they are even scummier than the scum that Cif wont remove, but Jif could have.

Overheard outside a travel agency:

"What about Turkey?"
"I wouldn’t go to Turkey."
"Why not?"
"That’s one of those Muslim countries."

We're sure Turkey is saddened that this stupid bitch won’t grace them with her presence.

If you know of any racist conversations, or happen to take minutes
at you local KKK meeting, send them along to us at
stupid-honky-bastard@randomshite.co.uk