The Following People Are Not Kiddy Fiddlers

• Paul McKenna
• Tim Henman

• Robson
• Ross Kemp
• Jerome
• Captain Birdseye
• Barry Kelly
• Nuala McKeever
• The Cheeky Girls
• Michael Jackson*
• Rolf Harris
• Captain Caveman
• Ming The Merciless
• Six of the Dwarves

*As proved in a court of law!  

NB: This list might not be exhaustive (but we're pretty sure it is) so if you know anyone who isn't a kiddy fiddler and belongs on the list, then send us an email at
little-timmy-led-me-on@randomshite.co.uk and we'll sort it out love!