New Zanu-PDF
Unhappy with how your election results are being published? Try new Zanu-PDF!! With
Zanu-PDF you can change drab and unsatisfactory results around with the click of a mouse!
Zanu-PDF, like food and other essentials, is not available in the shops. You can order
online now for only 50 million Zimbabwean dollars, but you better order it soon, because the
price is now 60 million Zimbabwean dollars.
Just see how our customers rate Zanu-PDF:
- It shows how democracy can work for you, again and again.
R. Mugabe, Zimbabwe - If you dont believe what Zanu-PDF tells you, you will die.
General Shootyouintheback, Zimbabwean Army - With Zanu-PDF it turns out the farm was mine all along.
War veteran, 22, Harare - I’ve been using it since 2000.
G. Bush, Texas - I think I'll need to buy a copy.
G. Brown, Britain - I tried it six times and it’s for fuck all.
R. McCartney QC
To buy, send 70 million Zimbabwean dollars to
zanu-PDF@randomshite.co.uk
