New Apple iPorn

Geeks across the world were spurting in their He-Man pants today, as Apple announced the iPorn - the new video playing iPod.  Apple's supreme beardy twat, Steve Jobs, proudly announced the launch of the product in California to the sound of cash registers around the world ringing in his ears.

Not only does the iPorn let you store hour after hour of music you don't even like, you can now download video to it too!  The new iPorn means you can now watch porn on the move...

• Listen to music and watch porn while jogging
• Have a tug on the bus when you can't wait to get home
• Spank the monkey on a trip to the zoo
• Bash the bishop at a boring mass
• Crack out a full house at the Bingo

The launch will of course be supported by a new advertising campaign...

If you can stop yourself from rushing out to Dixons, why not email your thoughts to
its-got-a-wipe-clean-screen-too@randomshite.co.uk