30 Days with Al Qaeda

You might have seen a few stories in the papers recently with some harsh things to say about Al Qaeda.  Given that I've already used my talents to show millions of Americans the error of their ways when it comes to eating too much food, getting paid minimum wage and all that kind of shit, I thought it was only right that I show you the true face of Al Qaeda.  So I looked up Al Qaeda in the Yellow Pages and soon I was on my way for another 30 days of righteous adventure...

I arrive at 112 High Street to meet Al Qaeda.  As the guys show me around I knew my vegelesbian wife would really hate this place, out the back it was wall to wall blood and guts.  Then I got word that the boss had just arrived, I have to admit that after all I had heard about Al Qaeda, I was slightly nervous.  "Hello Murgin!  Welcome to my butchers," said Al.  He didn't seem such a bad lad after all.

He showed me all around his butchers shop, the deli counter, the pork chops.  I have to say the level of hygiene was impeccable and there wasn't a spec of jihad in sight.  By the afternoon I think Al had proved to me that all these reports in the news about him were complete lies.  The only thing I ever saw him slaughter in my time there was a tasty side of beef.

No need to spend any more time with Al Qaeda.  He's a wonderful man, with a fine selection of meats.  Hopefully I’ve convinced you all that your preconceptions of Al Qaeda are totally wrong and that I, Murgin Spurglin, as always, am correct.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help,
and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Murgin Spurglin.
now-you-know-where-big-als-burgers-come-from@randomshite.co.uk.