30 Days With The Amish

I've decided to spend 30 whole days with some of the friendly folks from the Amish to see how they live without modern comforts like electricity, mobile phones and fast food.  Hopefully I can prove that they are just normal people like you or me.  Unless you're Amish.  In which case they are exactly like you.

My first day and there's no electricity, which causes unthinkable problems.  Soft porn via Channel 5 or Men and Motors is unavailable so we have to get old school and go for the top shelf at the local newsagents.  However, the Amish aren't allowed to use cars, so they have to ride a horse to town.  Now, for some of them riding the horse is porn enough, but most make it to the newsagents.

Have you ever tried to cook a microwave ready meal with no electricity, it's difficult, possible if you are an Iraqi Amish and surrounded by depleted uranium, but still difficult.  I'm Hungry.

Fuck this shit, I jump in my Ford Explorer and head for the nearest Maccy D’s. These guys are nuts.

If you're Amish why not drop us a line and let us know how you have access to the Internet at amishnet@randomshite.co.uk.