More Testing On Animals

Every few days you hear some leaf eating hippy liberal slabbering on about how animal testing is so unfair.  Apparently the furry little bastards can’t cope with this and it’s unethical to do so - well balls to that.

If the animals don’t want to end up on our dinner plates they have to complete tests, and to be completely safe from the frying pan we want to make sure that animals go through the 11+, GCSE's and even the mickey mouse of educational testing, A-Levels.

Any animal who can’t cope with these tests should be immediately sent down to Esparantos for the Saturday night rush.

So email us a at run-rabbit-run@randomshite.co.uk
to let us know if your favourite pet is as thick as pigshit.