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Little Mermaid On Crack

"Little Mermaid On Crack"

Elastic Face

"Elastic Face"

I Shat In A Confessional

"I Shat In A Confessional"

Michael Fish Loves The Sausage

"Michael Fish Loves The Sausage"

Yes, We All Love Tits, Pop

"Yes, We All Love Tits, Pop"

Art Attack

"Art Attack"

Orgy In The Outback

"Orgy In The Outback"

Gay Piccy

"Gay Piccy"

Whatever Floats Your Boat

"Whatever Floats Your Boat"

Quick! Catch The Chocolatey Aero Bubbles

"Quick! Catch The Chocolatey Aero Bubbles"

Wheel Boyrow

"Wheel Boyrow"

What A Woody

"What A Woody"

Land Of Oath And Glory
The Queen, like, totally rules.

Lenten Repentin'
What we're doing for the great season that is Lent.

Advent Colander
A Christmas spectacular.

Poetry With A Shade Of Brown
This stuff shits all over Wilfred Owen.

TV Sucks Balls
If it's not repeats of old programmes, it's new old programmes.

24 Season 7
Who says 24 has lost it? This is the best season ever.

Alastair Campbell's Dairies
All the details you need to know.

Things That Repulse Ian Og, But He Puts Up With Because He's Minister Og
Repulsive.

Assembly New Speak
Ah, the elegant prose of parliamentary procedure.

Dealing With The 9 Lives Of A Cat
Smelly, dirty, evil moggy bastards.

Random Shite & Judy's Book Club
Read all about our book club.

Pinochet's Posthumous Poetry
A touching tribute to Maggie's old mate.

Killing Masterclass
If you're going to do a job, at least do it right.

Maximise Your Jargoning Output
Why bother walking the walk, when you can talk the talk?

How To Stop Climate Change
Here's what we're all doing to save the planet.

Fast Effective Relief
Well maybe not that effective... or fast.

Carol Vordermankiller
The Vord at the board claims she'll stay at the board.

Caption Competition
It's a competition with a caption.

Terminator 4
Hasta la vista, Blairy.

The Sun Knows Its Roll
Britain's favourite paper. Yes, Britain is fucked.

The Other Special Relationship
We dig through the archives like some kind of archive digging badger of truth.

Deutschland Uncovered
World Cup got you all interested in Germany? Of course it has.

Busta Rhymes' Arse Busting Rhymes
Busta puts a modern slant on some all time classics. Yo!

Clare Dogs
Mavis takes a trip to Clare to talk it up doggie style.

The Appliance
Follow Sir Alan on his quest to find his ultimate appliance.

The d'Hondtci Code
Great locally produced film released today!

Shrek 3
The one with the huffing donkey.

Product Endorsements
How do we know what products are best? That's right famous people tell us.

Blue Peter Badgers
Try selling these on eBay!

Stephen Nolan Factoids
He obviously doesn't eat much dust.

Labour's Millions
With so much money you would think they'd spend it wisely.

Dams Of The World
We profile some of the world's greatest dams.

CSI Belfast
We get the inside info on the Beeb's latest show.

Cooking With Eggs
A quick recipe that everyone can enjoy.

Catholic Church Catches Reform Bug
Daring moves to haul it into the 19th century.

Belfast Sinks Cash Into Nomadic
Why not piss some more money away on some of this shite too...

Gerry McKenna: The Students Friend
A great new initiative from the bigwigs at
J-town.

Letters To Santa
We intercept some letters on their way to Santa and have a nosey.

Rhonda Paisley - Her Story
We know her da, oh boy do we know her da, but what do we know about her?

Why 24 Hour Drinking Is Good
A lot of people think 24 hour drinking is bad. Well that's so stupid they must be drunk.

Invest NI's New Building
All the details on Invest Northern Ireland's new headquarters.

New Labour New Lingo
After 537 resignations, here are a few phrases you should know from the Labour party.

A Day With George W. Bush
Find out what George gets up to on a typical day.

Gerry Kelly Off The Telly
Kelly is no more. What are UTV thinking?
What next, some shit radio station?

Mayo
We send Bob to Mayo to find out what it's like in the 23rd best county in Ireland.

Sample A-Level Questions
An investigative report into the state of A-levels.

100th Anniversary Commemorative Coins
We celebrate a century of shite.

NI Space Shuttle
The Americans aren't the only ones who can get into space.

New Flavour McFlurry
Exclusive first look at the latest shite product from McDonalds.

Deep Throat Revealed
Ever wondered who Deep Throat really was?
Well let Mavis tell you...

Visit Belfast
Coming to Belfast? Don't bothe... Check out our handy cut out and keep tourist guide!

Cooking With Quorn
Follow our simple guide on cooking with Quorn.
Everyone knows it's shite.

Jordan Uncovered
All you need to know about getting inside Jordan.

Ham
Since the dawn of time there has been ham.
Find out more in our hamdy guide.

Random Shite Phone
Presenting the all new patented (not valid in Guernsey) Random Shite mobile phone.

Crossword
What's today's crossword?
Find out!

Where's Waldo?
Find Waldo or suffer his wrath.

Not Kiddy Fiddlers
The following people are not kiddy fiddlers.

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