Mavis Davis
I'm
very active in my local community. I make sure I still have sex about 14 times every day. Not bad
considering in the last 12 months I've had a hip replacement, a heart bypass and corrective surgery on my left
ear lobe. I once went for a drink with Bruce Forsythe and he tried to touch my bum.
E-mail
Random Shite Responsibilities
Director of Lighter Distribution
Head of Telling People Where to Shove Their Offers
Investigative Reporting
Head of Internal Investigations
Dog Correspondent
US Election 2008 Correspondent
Vatican Correspondent
Head of Telling People Where to Shove Their Offers
Investigative Reporting
Head of Internal Investigations
Dog Correspondent
US Election 2008 Correspondent
Vatican Correspondent
Birthday
25th December
Nickname
Mary Magdalene
Favourite Darts/ Taekwondo Player
Jesus
Special Power
Forgetting everything that I, what was the question?
Favourite Smell
Holy water as it burns the flesh of non-believers, Burn!!
Vital Stats
(Nipple to knee)
(Nipple to knee)
4 inches. Beat that Thora Hird you bitch.
Smell of Cat Pee
(out of 10)
(out of 10)
7
Incontinence Rating
(out of 10)
(out of 10)
4 - I bottle it and sell it as holy water outside mass. Maybe that's why it burns.
Spit or Swallow
Gurgle for Jesus.
Favourite Quote
Bless me father for I'm about to sin.
If I Was President
I'd make everyone go to mass. I love a good mass.
Hobbies
Mass
