Make Pandas History

We were flicking around the old picture box recently and ended up watching this program all about pandas.  It said how a panda’s total diet was bamboo which is basically devoid of any kind of nutrition.  A stupid choice of diet you might think until you discover the fact that a panda's body doesn't actually digest bamboo very well.  To help you understand just how stupid pandas are, we helpfully suggest you eat nothing but carpet for the rest of your life.

As if that wasn't bad enough, they don’t like having sex and when they do, they don’t get pregnant.  Some pandas even have to watch porn to get horny and then when they finally do get pregnant, they are so feckin stupid they kill their own kids!  Although to be honest if something that ugly dropped out of your lady garden, you'd think twice yourself.

Surely either evolution or God (obviously both are mutually exclusive) is trying to tell us that they really want rid of pandas.  Sounds like the sort of philosophically progressive policy that Random Shite endorses... ERADICATE PANDAS NOW!!

And when we're on about it, what the fuck is the deal with tortoises?
They live for ages and contribute nothing.
its-evolution-baby@randomshite.co.uk