Lord Kilclooney Asks

The House of Lords, playground of the rich and powerful dynasties of Britain for many years.  Men of stature's sons have often been drunk here.  Jeffery Archer told lies to get himself in.  Now the Artist Formerly Known as John Taylor (TAFKAJT), Lord Georgeclooney of YourMa has tabled a ground breaking question to the Lords:

Since then we have had a briefing from our brown-spy-ring who can reveal some of the other questions Lord Georgeclooney is to table to the Lords in the next few weeks:

• To ask why milk costs £1.05 in Spar but only 99p in Centra in Armagh.
• Ask why the postman in Armagh arrives after 11am on Tuesdays.
• Will ask which does way her majesty wipe her arse?
• Who or what the fuck is a Kilclooney ?
• If you strapped a piece of toast butter side up to a cat’s feet and dropped it, which way up would it land?

We can barely hold knees together with excitement in anticipation and constipation as we wait for the responses to these hard hitting questions.

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