Lib Dem Leader Dilema
After another piss poor showing in the polls the Liberal Democrats have sharpened their
knives, wagged them liberally at Menzies Campbell and ousted another of their
democratically elected leaders. They’re never fucking happy - Ming was too old,
Charles Kennedy was too drunk and Paddy Pantsdown was too much of a twat. If
you’ve been paying attention to Random Shite you’ll know what’s coming next... yes!
Our suggestions for Lib Dem Leader:
Charles Kennedy
Afternoons only, he has er, other commitments the rest of the day and is um, unavailable in the mornings.
Nick Clegg
“One of the few Lib-Dems who looks normal on TV”.
Angus Campbell (pronounced 'Anzies')
Ming Campbell's lesser known twin brother. Much lesser known.
Flash Gordon
You know it makes sense.
Tony Blair
It would be fun to see him really go head to head with Gordon Brown.
Again.
Grotbags
Just to get her the fuck off the ‘Oaks.
Charles Windsor
His right wing brand of left wingness could be just what they need to unite the party’s broad spectrum of unelectable twonks.
Courtney Love
British politics hasn’t had a proper crazy bitch in charge since Thatcher. (Unless you count Cherie.)
Bill Clinton
He got a blow job with the Democrats, he can't wait to see what liberal democrats will give him!
Julia "Give It To" Goldsworthy
Just give it to Goldsworthy.
If you want to suggest a new leader, email
it-really-doesnt-fucking-matter@randomshite.co.uk
