Letters To Santa
We recently intercepted a few
letters on their way to the North Pole. Okay it's highly illegal, but you'll not believe who's we ended up
with. Have a look at what some of our crazy local party leaders have on their lists to Santa.
Strangely enough, none of them seems to have a slap across the face on their list.
- Gerry Adams – Lord of the Spy Rings DVD box set.
- Reg Empey – A Westminster seat, or more realistically some Lego.
- Ian Paisley – Will not be celebrating Christmas as it fall on the Sabbath. This is known in Free P. circles as a "leap Christmas" although Rhonda will be challenging its legality in court.
- Mark Durkan – Mark's letter to Santa is so long winded we're not sure what he wants, something about side-deals, sub-deals and pseudo-deals. We think as long as his presents operate within the framework of the GFA he'll be fine.
How about emailing us your Christmas list
santas-sack@randomshite.co.uk
