Please Leave The Country
So Makosi has finally
been told to leave the country. A devastating lose indeed. Why stop there? Here are a list of reality TV
wank-bags that should be deported as soon as possible. If there's no country willing to take them in, a lengthy stretch
in Guantanamo Bay will make a suitable substitute. Here's who they are and why they must go!
Big Brother Orlaith
For appearing at the Elk within weeks of leaving Big Brother, and for her general twattery. Apparently she hates self obsessed people, so that cow in the mirror must really get on her tits!
Tyrone Tom
For getting a hardon on TV and appearing on Town Challenge with Hugo Duncan and George Jones. For that second offence alone, he should be shot at dawn in his morning glory. In fact Duncan, Jones, Gerry Anderson and anyone else on Radio Ulster can feck off too.
Malachi Cush
Another bollocks from Tyrone, you people have a lot to answer for! What can really be said about this horrible man and his horrible country lilt? He sings songs for incontinents and people who can't eat solids.
Sinead Quinn
Being mates with Cush is crime enough. Also managed to lose to David Sneddon, despite trying her breast.
If there's anyone we've omitted please forward their details ASAP to
dont-let-the-door-hit-you-in-the-ass@randomshite.co.uk
