Labour's Millions

So Tony Blair's rich mates have lent him loadsa money in return for a seat in the House of Lords.  Someone wants to tell them to get down to DFS or Land of Leather, they always have a sale on sofas and shit.  Much cheaper.  Not only that but we hear they also received income in 2005 for media advise and policy information given to a Mr. D. Cameron.  Those crazy kids.

Anyway, we thought you would like to know what they spent all their hard, not earned, cash on - so we baked you a pie chart, although it's a New Labour pie so it doesn't taste too nice, it's crumbling fast and you'll soon be sick of it.



Now we're sure some of you are the types that would spot things like in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1h:23m:12s) when the camera angle changes, what used to be a Subway sandwich in Obi Wan's hand is now a giant black dildo, but he still eats it.  So you'll probably also have noticed that all that pie doesn't add up to £14m.  Well that's because these official figures don't include the missing millions that have been set aside in a slush fund by Tony Blair so he can build a time machine to send terminators back from the year 2029 to bitch slap Gordon Brown.

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