Jordan Uncovered
This feature is nothing to do with the previous “uncovered” series, narrated so skilfully by Lisa I’anson (cough). As
for those of you who were expecting sexy pics of Jordan the glamour model, how dare you. We here at Random Shite take a dim
view of porno, well except animal porn, it gets our juices flowing in a major way!!
Where the fuck is
Jordan? We’ve enclosed a 1:1 scale map to help you find your way.
So you’ve finally entered Jordan, spacious and there’s a slight fishy smell I hear you say, but what is there to do?
We’ve taken the time out of our busy lives to compile a list of things to do in Jordan. True it’s a fucking short
list, but what do you expect, it’s shit!
Most famous of all Jordan’s tourist attractions is the Dead Sea. Its extra high salt content enables you to float
effortlessly on its surface (the other Jordan is also big on salty liquids too, allegedly). The Dead Sea could have
been the place where Jesus walked on water, but who gives a fuck. Some scrolls were found here, but they turned out
to be some fisherman’s shopping list (hooks, bait, gay porn, you know the usual shit). Don’t forget to visit the
Dead Sea Souvenir Shop where you can buy jars filled with salty water and sticks of rock.
Diving in Jordan is an activity enjoyed by lots of people. Correct safety equipment is essential at all times if you’re
to avoid becoming contaminated by Jordan’s filthy juices.
The rocky peaks to the north of the country are nice on the eye and if you come across them on your travels you won’t be
the first. In an attempt to boost tourism in the area the Jordan Peaks have been enlarged several times. Now
they're so big you can see them from a space.
This concludes Jordan Uncovered. If you ever plan a visit to Jordan remember to pack all the necessary safety
equipment, take lots of pics, but above all don’t drink the water.
Handy Hint: Entering Jordan from the rear, although more difficult, is much more rewarding.
If you'd like more info on entering Jordan e-mail us at
101-ways-to-enter-jordan@randomshite.co.uk
