Investors In Shite

Our warmest congratulations go to Select Recruitment for being the inaugural recipients of our Investor In Shite award. They have been investing in shite for many years now (but not for much longer). Although to be fair, they weren't investing in their own shite, they were skimming off the top of someone else's hard earned shite. Congratulations none the less.

We hereby award the Random Shite Investor In Shite award to Select Recruitment, for numerous outstanding contributions to the world of shite, including:

They steal part of your wages.
They have a holiday cut off date of 23rd Nov - meaning you can't work up any holidays for Christmas.
If you check on the 16th Nov and get told you have 8 days holidays they don't tell you about their cut off date.
If you check on the 27th Nov and find you have no holidays they throw their hands in the air and say, "Nothing I can do. You should have been aware of our cut off date we plucked out of the air."
If you shout at 3 different employees they all say "Nothing I can do, not my decision."
When you eventually speak to the MD, the bitch tells you to watch your attitude whenever you get rattled.
The MD calls you "toots" as you leave with your holidays reinstated.
They're just generally cunts.
They helped Saddam.
They help themselves.
They went insolvent cause they couldn't manage to sell smack to a junkie.
Their time sheets are dull.
They smell of wee and poo.

If you are Select Recruitment, why not email us. We will be slow,
unprofessional and ineffective in our response.