Investors In Shite

We hereby bestow the Random Shite Investor In Shite award to Bono, lead singer of U2, piss poor sometimes guitarist and crusader of justice.  Here are some of the reasons why this accolade is so richly deserved:

• Bono Tower in Dublin - Unless he's housing AIDS ravaged refugees in it, there's no need.  When it's completed Bono Tower will be the second largest thing in Dublin, just behind Bono's ego.
• Bono's failed range of children's soft drinks called Sunny Bono was an embarrassment to all involved.
• Sunglasses have their time and place, Bono seems to think it's all the time in every place.  He even wears them in the shower.
• The best thing Bono could do to save the world is never release another album again.
• Giant lemons - Bono took the idea of the Trojan horse and raped it.
• Product endorsements - Every time someone buys an iPod they get a small part of Bono's soul, which is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Apple Computer Inc.
• Releasing ‘One’ again with Mary J Bilge.  What was he thinking?  Oh hang on, that’s right, it’s Bono.
• Nobel Peace Prize nomination.  What the fuck?  It’s amazing what singing about Bloody Sunday and giving George Bush an iPod can achieve these days.
• Also it’s not often someone can hang out with Bob Gandalf and make Bob look like the smart one.