I Predict A Riot

Following riots #375 - #451 in Northern Ireland this year, the blame game has started again, but for once there is a consensus as to where the blame should be placed.  Actions should now be taken against the Kaiser Chiefs to stop such disgusting events taking place again.

Tanned adonis and Secretary of State for Wales, Peter Hain, led the calls for this group to decommission and sanctions be placed against them, "This group and their highly offensive song 'I Predict A Riot' was an irresponsible call to the youth in Northern Ireland.  These people should have no doubts that we will do everything we can to do to nothing about this."

A spokesman for the Fanta-Orange Order said, "We don't blame the police or the parades commission as much as we blame Kaiser Chiefs/IRA.  But we shall fight on until our voices are heard about whatever it is we're saying.  We're marching to Downing Street to complain to John Prescott, because we know he is the real brains behind the operation."

A republican activist said, "Did you see the wee orangies chuckin stuff at the pigs?  It was class, wannitt?  I didin know who ta go for.  It was just like the football on Wednesday night!!  But it was them bloody Kaiser Chiefs' fault, bloody securocrats comin' over here playin' songs ta incite the crowd.  That sorta thing would never happen on our side, I'm tellin' ya."

Uncle Hugo Orde, the head of the former RUC said, "This group have a hold over the youth, they predicted a riot and it happened, what more evidence do you need.  Maybe the youth should pay more attention to the title of their album rather than their hit single."

If you have any information on the riots or any unsavoury behaviour email nostradamus@randomshite.co.uk and we will be sure to send the heavies
round to you to tell you to shut the hell up, you grass.