Patronise - Fragrance By Hugo Bollocks

Hugo Patronise is trend. Hugo is different.  Hugo is urban.  People who wear Hugo Patronise have fun, enjoy life and take risks.  People who wear Hugo have sex without condoms.  They don't care about rules but live their own life with a certain irreverence.  Independent, unconventional and modern.  Creative people who are on the move.

This guy is a man on the move!  (Don't mention he's going bald).  Look how it took 3 hours with our stylists to give him that no-effort look.  After all, as the face of Hugo Patronise, he needs to embody attitude and vitality while staying effortlessly focused and in control.  You're not just buying a bottle of smelly water, hell no!!  You're buying a lifestyle of unconventionality combined with irreverence.

Look, this sexy woman can't get enough of him.  Maybe if you buy some new Hugo Patronise it will mask your B.O. and ugly face and she'll shag you too!

Hugo Patronise - Style for trendsetters.  Do what you want!  There are no limits and no compromises!  Don't comb your hair!  Well do, but try and make it look like you don't.

To be fair to the fine people at the real Hugo, 70% of that bullshit above is actually their
own material. Those crazy Bohemian free spirits must lead such beautiful and fulfilling
lives.  If you think it's not being too conventional, why not email us at
your-fragrance-your-arse@randomshite.co.uk