How Will You Vote?

Most people think that there are only a few reasons we come out to vote - maybe you think Peter Hain looks sorta cute, or maybe you just think Alex Attwood is a cock, but the good people at St Malachy's Clown College have done some research and come up with a completely unscientific formula for how we vote in Northern Ireland....

Where:

F =  how fenian you are
O =  how orange you are
W =  whether or not you will be able to sign on and do that days cash in hand
        job as well as dodge the child support people before making to to the
        polling booth
S =  the chances of your vote being nicked
N =  the chance that you'll get to nick some other votes
G =  if Give My Head Peace is on TV to scare you out of the house

and X is not an accurate gauge for anything

Don't worry, you don't need to get out your calculators, or God forbid use your head, simply fill in your own personal values below (0 to 10 for each) and our Internet computer monkey will work it all out for you.