Hollyoscars 2008

Best Actor –  Tom

Best Supporting Actor –  O.B.

Worst Acting Ever (Not Just Hollyoaks) –  Andrew Lloyd Weber

Best What The Fuck Do We Do With This Character Now –  Max

Best Blonde With No Real Storylines To Stick Max With –  Steph

Best Original Score –  Amy Josh Forever!

Best Once a Crook Always a Crook –  Warren (You know something’s coming)

Best Sister Fucker –  Rhys

Best Way to Get Hooked On Smack –  After smoking dope for a week

Easiest Place In The World To Get Smack –  Hollyoaks

Best Shit In A Tupperware Box –  Mike’s wife, you know, yer mental woman

Best Dressed –  Darren, always Darren

Most Pointless Character (The Foz Trophy) –  Ste, so pointless they wouldn’t even give him a full name

Best Clueless Twat Who's Mate Is Bucking Your Fiancé –  Gilly

Best Baps Out in the Street –  Carmel

Best Stereotype –  Cross-dressing Paddy's builder brother

Either Do Something Interesting Or Fuck Off You're Boring Us To Death Award –  Niall (The one who Myra gave away, which as it turns out was a bad move, but only because drowning him would have been better for us all.)

Best Pants Pissing Scene –  Newt

You’re Sort Of Boggin’ Without Make-Up Award –  Mercedes

The Bronze Hotpants “Who The Fuck Dresses Like That In Real Life?” Award –  Sarah

Serious But Then Totally Pointless And With No Repercussions Storyline –  Everyone getting carbon monoxide poisoning

You Fixed That Quick Award –  Evissa after it burnt down

Hilarious Spide Award –  Nige

Why Have the Cops Not Been Called to Get Back the Two Hundred Thousand Fucking Pounds Award, It Makes No Sense, Why Is This Never Mentioned Award –  Jessica steals 200 grand from Darren

Best Shoving Of A Big Éclair In Hannah’s Mouth –  Josh

Get Off My Fucking TV Award –  Grotbags