Harry Vs. Gary

Harry Kewell, Australia's only footballer, has said that he thinks Gary Lineker, footballer turned TV god and all round top bloke is "a twat."

Kewell said, as he opened another tinny, "He's a fucking twat, and he was a shite footballer, a real flamin' Sheila.  Who gives a possum's arse if my buddy made a couple of mill out of my transfer."

This outburst comes during one of the most important trials in British Legal history as Kewell sues Lineker for telling the world that Kewell is a prick.  Accusations that Linker stole Kewell's crisps remain unconfirmed.  The case continues....

As reported by our ball kicking expert, Bob Sickle.

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