Ham

Ham. Since the dawn of time man has had ham. In the Garden of Eden the serpent tempted Eve with ham. Hadrian's Wall was build to keep the Scots from stealing ham. Isle of Man - made of ham. Leaning Tower of Pisa leans over because its full of ham. Amsterdam's liberal laws allow people to smoke ham. Spam - no ham whatsoever. Hamsters evolved from ham. Sir Francis Drake discovered ham when he led the Israelites out of Egypt.

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