Hain Wants Cuts

At a recent conference where Peter Hain spouted his usual declarations from on high about how we should all really try to get along with each other while cutting public services and paying more taxes, he had the audacity to call for a cut in the number of departments in Random Shite.

“Following implementation of the review of public administration and a quick flick through your stupid site, I have come to the conclusion that the names given to the various sections bear little correspondence in relation to what is actually in them.  I mean “Magazine” and “Lifestyle”, what the fuck is that all about?  I think you could easily cut it down to six or seven.”

Hain the Pain then suggested we fall into line with recent government proposals, cutting shite by 40% and charging visitors to read our shite based on the value of their house in January 2005.  After a brief consultation with her middle finger, Mavis told Peter he could swivel on it.

Maybe Hain should cut one of his own departments
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