Gender Test
Some people might wonder what the hell a
gender test
is and some of our readers might even wonder what
gender they are. We know Bob’s confused, but luckily we can answer all these questions with
our patented Random Shite online gender test. So get your pens at the ready...
Can you explain the offside rule?
Can you give birth?
Did your boobs develop when you were in your early teens or when you started drinking beer?
Do you pee standing up?
Is shopping an all day event for you or 20 minutes?
Do you like films without explosions, nudity and sexism?
Do you consider the playboy calendar "art"?
Even though this is an online quiz, we insist that you print it out and fill in the results and post it to:
Gender Quiz,
Random Shite,
Random Towers,
Belfast Town,
Norn Iron
Please also include hard cash to expedite the marking of your results. You will receive them when
Bob gets around to marking them, but her priority at the minute is pulling the mop out of the toilet,
which she left there after trying to unblock it having punished it with a heavy load.
If you are concerned about your gender email us at
gender-bender@randomshite.co.uk
