Gazza Pullout

A statement has just reached the Random Shite news-desk on the latest Gazza Pullout.  It reads, "Wa aye, man! I didn'ey wanna get her pregnant like!"

Well you have to be careful when there's loaded weapons involved.  The last minute pullout did result in some stains, but Ariel should take care of that.  Rumours of a late night incursion into Jordan remain unconfirmed.  For more info, tune in to the West Bank Show with Melvyn Bragg later tonight.

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