GAAAAA Take The Money And Run

So the GAA isn't a professional sport.  Who knew?  With their faces plastered over every other billboard, and TV ads with Gooch pulling some sort of Halloween sex face, we thought they were bigger than Nuala McKeever, but no, it would seem that the superstars of the GAA are actually living on the streets and in ditches across the country.  So they enlisted the help of the GPA (Gay Policemen's Association) to help them get together a few bob so they can all live together in a bedsit in Carrickmore and the government has finally given in and gave them a few punts.

But will it stop there?  Probably not, the boys in the GPA are like feminists, they want everything, they want it yesterday and tomorrow they're coming to take your underpants.

Are we pissed off about this?  Hell yeah!  We've applied on many occasions for funding, but the Arts Council Liars turned us down.  We've even championed amateur sports and lobbied for the Olympics, and we didn’t get a bean off anyone.  The fuckers.

We're amateur...
We're elite...
We're willing to go topless...

Give us some fucking money!

If you're the govenment, send our big grant to
fucking-amateurs@randomshite.co.uk