Former Faces Of Random Shite

"Konnie Huq,
what the fuck are you at?"

"Vladimir says that it’s okay
to do this endorsement."

"Hello, I'm Mitt Romney,
Why won't you vote
for me?!!"

"Okay you poxy students, I'm not cleaning up your mess, so put the tissues down and pull your trousers up, I know I'm hot, but I'm not into that.  Anyway, merry bloody Christmas or whatever....
That's it - OUT - you're barred!!"

"Hugo Chávez can suck
my fucking balls."

"Hello, we're Razorshite and we're utter cocks. We want 15 large pizzas, but we won't touch 12 of them."

"That crooked Spanish bastard will get the better of that pasty-faced blasphemous fucker from Cork."

"Down with this sort of thing!"

"Did he ever board the boat, cook you pie?"

Jon Snow Slush
Royal Television Society Journalist of the Year

"Yes, for a third time now I've gotten a big fat pay-check to make a fucking stupid Christmas film and you ballbags better go and see it."

"KAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOM."

"We have declared martial law.  There will be no more shite until a new government has been installed."

"I don’t really know why I’m here.  I'm not usually allowed to use the Internet without the parental safety thing switched on.  Maybe Jermaine Defoe should be here instead.  Random Shite?  Ooh, you said a bad word!"

World Cup Fact Of The Day
 Including:
  "Potuguese player Figo knows how
   they put the figs into fig rolls."

"Now look here men, we may not be in the front line, but we'll jolly well make sure we cover those blooming Germans in Random Shite, then we can all go home and give our wives a jolly good rogering."

"My God, he killed her with the fish slice then made it look like the cat did it!  Sam, let's get dinner then get laid, that's what the ladies at Random Shite would do!"

"Now hold on a minute! I'm Stephen Nolan and I'm full of shite - just like this fabulous site, which I fully endorse."