Foot In Mouth Calamity
The ladies of Random Shite are concerned and have cut short our holiday at the port
because of the foot in mouth scare.
We are concerned that people are busy killing
cows when none of us have ever heard a cow say something stupid. We just don't
understand it. So we've put together a list of people the government should
be culling and we're passing it on to Gordie Brownpants, but we’re not sending it by
Royal Mail, those fuckers are probably still on strike, lazy feckers.
- Boris Johnson
- Jade Goody
- Silvio Berlusconi
- Prince Philip (who was born with a silver foot in his mouth)
Also, can you crazy vets stop burning those precious cows, that’s valuable burger
meat going up in smoke! Collectively us ladies have survived gout, scurvy,
syphilis, Jeremy Kyle, hair cancer, the Millennium Bug and all three world wars,
so a bit of manky meat ain’t gonna stop us now. Please send lorry loads
of that precious bovine delight to Deperado’s forthwith so we can be feasting
on it by the weekend. Thank you.
Please email your condemned meat to
dont-be-fucking-stupid-you-cant-email-meat@randomshite.co.uk
