New Food Standards Agency Campaign

You may have seen the highly publicised 6g of Salt A Day advertisement, unfortunately the FSA blew their yearly budget on that one, so you might have missed their other recently launched campaign. It's already backed by numerous public minded celebrities, including Kate Moss, and at Random Shite we are also happy to fully endorse its healthy message.

To be taken as part of a well balanced bender

At the press conference for the campaign's launch, Kate told us, "I did more that 1g once and got so high I thought I was a toilet duck for the rest of the week. We really need to get that message across to the kids. You wouldn't have a £20 note on you, I've only got some change." She also wanted us to point out that this campaign has nothing to with Pete Doherty's "Five A Day" crusade.

Remember kids, taking more than 1g of a class A drug just isn't cool. Email us -
a-joint-rolling-kate-gathers-no-moss@randomshite.co.uk