Fantastic 1-0 Victory

Lithuania   0 - 1   Bosnia Herzegovina

Well done lads - Barbarez played a blinder.  They'll be dancing on the streets of Sarajevo tonight.  Up to 3rd in the table now, what a great lift for local football.

In unrelated news Norn Iron beat their English oppressors 1-0 at Windsor Park.   The unlikely victory occurred when David Healy, playing for a corner kick, accidentally knocked the ball past Paul Robinson into the back of the net.  Manager Lawrie Sanchez said after the match, "The lad's gutted, he can't get over it, he says he was going for a corner but mis-kicked it.  We were holding out for a brave 0-0 draw but in the end we had to settle for the victory."

One overjoyed fan speaking to our reporter told us, "Lawrie can go anywhere in east Belfast and get a pastie special fer na'hin."  Another lovely lady said, "Fuck me, he's definitely gettin' bucked the night."  Local commentator Jacksie Fullashit was lost for words.  We hope it stays that way.

Other famous 1-0 victories throughout the years include:

* God got his own back in the second leg.

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all your doors and whatever you do, don't buy any local papers or turn on
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