Fabio's First Phrases

Capello While everyone was gathered inside at Fabio Capello’s press conference, we were busy breaking into the glove-compartment of his car to dig up the real news stories. Not only did we find out that the English coach he is to appoint will be Grooverider, but we managed to get hold of an English phrase book listing all the main phrases he’ll be mastering over the next month:

Frank you're dropped.
No David, 28 tattoos is too much.
It was all Ulrika's idea.
I dunno, that's the way McClaren left it.
Why is it called the Daily Sport then?
It was all Faria's idea.
Hello Sam, it's Fabio. Yes, he's crocked again. Sorry.
Rio, put a bag over it.
I don’t do interviews with people called 'Garth'.
Ashley, footballers do not wear brassieres, I don’t care how good it feels.
Right you useless fucks, we're practicing penalties.
Scholes, please come back, Frank and Steve are ball lickers.
You’re the one player allowed to use your hands – fucking CATCH it!!!
Tell Ian Wright to shut the fuck up, I can hear him from down here.

We also discovered that he’ll be conducting his team talks a cappella.
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