Eamonn McCann and the Justice Brigade

Upset over the war in Iraq/Lebanon/take-your-pick, and slightly miffed that someone in Derry might actually have a semi-skilled, well paid job that doesn't involve the words "call" or "centre", Eamonn McCann and his Justice Brigade laid siege to Raytheon like it was 1688 all over again.  Fortunately for the Justice Brigade there were no apprentices on duty that particular day to slam the gates in their beardy anarchist faces.

As the Justice Brigade stormed the walls of the evil empire, word has it several of the software engineers infidels were playing solitaire at the time and one was even daring to make coffee – and it wasn’t Fair Trade!!!  Finally however, justice prevailed as the weapons of oppression; computers, keyboards, staples and post-it notes were liberated from a first floor window.

As news spread across the globe about what had happened, thousands of people came out on the streets of Beirut to celebrate the fact that they were now free from war and could happily return to their homes.  A source inside the Justice Brigade told us, "Violence achieves nothing.  That's why we bust in there and wrecked the fuckin’ place.  Anyway, I'm off down the dole office now."

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find
them, maybe you can hire the Justice Brigade
justice-brigade@randomshite.co.uk