Don’t Let Your Teacher Be A Toucher
After challenging a number of hard-hitting issues of social importance such as:
- How OCD can be treated if you just catch yourself on.
- If you find out your estranged father is a clown, should you join the circus with him?
- And, I own a restaurant and my wife beats me, but I’m a prick and I deserve it.
Hollyoaks is now tackling the tough issue of child abuse. We congratulate them. It
is important that no more evil, sex mad crack pots like Becca get a chance to prey on poor young
souls like what's-his-face.
How she manipulated him is sad for us all to have had to witness. Just imagine, it could be
you next. What would you do if a beaver young teacher forced you to get an erection and then
forced you to have passionate dirty sex with them - over and over again? Tut, tut! Well
at least now we’ve all learnt our lesson and can move on.
Tune in next week when Hollyoaks will be addressing the growing problem of hostage situations where
the hostage takers are sex mad strippers who are super horny.
If you've been horribly sexed upon by a teacher, speak up and email all the juicy details
to us at
dancing-on-the-table-just-wearing-socks@randomshite.co.uk
