Despots Pants
Everyone
saw Saddam in his big pants the other week. Some people may not have liked it. George Galloway
recognised them right away. We've never had Saddam down as a Y-front guy, but each unto their
own. Personally we think he looks really hot in that sexy little white number! Man if we were
ever gonna bang an ex-dictator, he'd get it real goo.. anyway...
Just in case you are like us and spend your time wondering what sort of pants other dictators wear, we've
put together this handy reference guide.
Idi Amin
Idi was a thong man.
Fidel Castro
El Presidente wears red pants
Pol Pot
Pol Pot wore psychedelic pants
General Pinochet
He wears old dirty pants
George Bush
Bush goes commando
If you know of any other despots favoured kind of pants let us know
at skidmarks@randomshite.co.uk.
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