Deputy Dawg

In a bold move the Secretary of State for Northern Ireland, Wales, Portugal, Mexico, Outer Mongolia, Croatia, the far side of Russia and Croyden, Peter Hain, has announced that he wants the job of Deputy Leader of the Labour party, and also of minister for sex.  This role is currently held by John Prescock, who is due to stand down once the massive batch of Viagra he took wears off.

Permatan Hain is looking forward to a long campaign for this coveted position.  He intends to fund his campaign by placing a new tax on the people of Northern Ireland, possibly on air.

Let us know what you think Pete should run for at
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