Deep Throat

Our intrepid investigative reporter Mavis Davis speaks out on her historic meetings with the mysterious figure known only as Deep Throat.

I remember Deep Throat.  Trevor McDonald, that's his name.  He keeps putting messages in my TV listings guide to let me know to meet him at a certain time via video link.  Then he reveals all this information to me.  Then he disappears and I have no contact with him until the next message in the TV guide.  Its really creepy, but he's the man who keeps revealing secrets about the world.

He often had this woman accomplice with him.  Almost everything she said would come true.  I'd look out the window the next morning and it would be just like she said it would be.  It's like she can predict the future or something.  Sian Lloyd was her name.  I don't trust her, I think she's a witch.  She'd an awful big gob on her too.

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