Database Manager


Database Manager Logo Great new game for the PC!!  Select from a range of real world databases, or so called "squads", or create your own fictional database.  Start your career with a small database and limited integers and see if you can build the world's number one database, exchanging your variables along the way for larger integers.

See how your chosen matrix compares to other computer generated statistically superior matrices in the European Champions Calculation.  How will your matrix perform when faced with foreign footballers using complex numbers and improper fractions?  Compete in either one off friendly spreadsheet inputs or full database analysis interpretation!

How exciting!
Calculus is kicking ass in that
matrix inversion!

New improved user interface lets you see how each variable in your database changes during runtime.  If you don't want to watch the whole calculation in real time you can just skip it to see the result of the statistical analysis of the prescribed rule set.  During runtime you can even reconfigure your variables to different values or substitute variables and see how it affects the computation of your selected matrix for your database!

New trouble shooting, or "penalty shoot out" feature allows an imbalance between apparently equal matrices to be extrapolated, resulting in an increase of 1 in the output until the equation is resolved.

After each "game" you can decide whether to publicly criticise the standard deviation of an underperforming algorithm in your matrix vs. its expected performance about the normal distribution, in the hope that its performance metric will improve in future iterations.

New online gaming module allows you to play on your own, against the computer on your own, or hook up to the internet and play on your own.

Manufacturer notes: Girlfriend not included.


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