Daniel's House
Hello there, my name is Daniel, how are you? I live in Donegal, it's a very pretty
place. I sing songs. Hello there. There's been
talk
of me moving. I'm not moving anywhere. Here's the plans to my house. Hello
there. Sure why would I move from such a pretty house. Hello there.
- This is my bathroom. I wash myself in here and I also crap in here. The shower head has more uses than you'd think.
- This is the sex room. You can see where the sex swing is and where my box of giant dildos is, I spend a lot of time in here.
- This is the bedroom. I got married a while ago, but we have separate beds with a partition between us. It wouldn't be right for a man and a woman to share a bedroom without a partition, it's not natural.
- This is where I keep my tea. I love tea. I drink it all the time. Sometimes I drink so much that my pee comes out as tea, so I piss into a tea pot and reuse it.
- This is my stage where I entertain ladies, there is a trough below the seats so they can just piss themselves without moving to the toilet, I like to look after the ladies.
- This is the hallway with a big picture of me on the floor. I'm class me. Hello there.
Are you hot and over 55? Why not email me for a tour of my house
hello-there@randomshite.co.uk
