Congratulations To Junior
Junior has submitted the following motion in the Assembly. We wonder if he's going
to submit one for every single soldier, that would be a lot.
Congratulations to Prince Harry
That this Assembly congratulates Prince Harry for his service to this nation and his conduct as a soldier during his active service in Afghanistan; recognises his personal bravery; welcomes his willingness to play a full part in the defence of the principles of freedom and liberty in the face of world terrorism; and commends his character and valour as an example to his colleagues in the Armed Forces across the United Kingdom.
[Mr I Paisley Jnr]
[29 February 2008]
Is Junior aware that as well as radioing in bombs on Terry Taliban, Prince Harry also enjoys
lots of alcohol and line-dancing? Anyhow, in typical fashion like a fleet of Peelers
in Land Rovers storming Stormont, we’ve broke into one of Junior’s many offices funded lavishly
by the tax-payer, and found a few other motions he has planned.
Congratulations to Patrick Pearse
That this Assembly congratulates those involved in the Easter rising for their service to this nation and conduct as a soldiers during active service in occupied Dublin; recognises their personal bravery; welcomes their willingness to play a full part in the defence of the principles of freedom and liberty in the face of British colonial rule; and commend their character and valour as an example to their colleagues in the Armed Forces across this island.
[Mr I Paisley Jnr]
[TBA]
Congratulations to My Da
That this Assembly commends my auld boy on everything he has done, from smashing Sinn Fein/IRA to creating day and night; and further to this that they tear down that fucking statue of Carson and put one of my da up, because my da is great; and finally, that Ian Paisley Jr be given a high paying job on the committee about putting a statue up for my da.
[Mr I Paisley Jnr]
[TBA]
He plans a further motion in the Stormont bogs at about
2 o’clock after a big feed in the canteen.
motion@randomshite.co.uk
