Bottle Tops Competition

Thank you to everyone who entered our very shite guess the number of bottle tops competition.  It nearly killed her to count them but Mavis counted 385 tops in total.  Then she had a lie down and a fag.  She's such a little trooper.  Congratulations to the following people who clearly have a bright future in the field of inanimate object guesswork.

Fantastic prizes are on their way to the winners now.  Isn't it great to see the prizes spread so far and wide across the land too!  All the way from Belfast to Carryduff.  It just goes to show what a global phenomenon Random Shite has become.

Are you jealous because you didn't get a Random Shite lighter?  Well you should have bribed us then, shouldn't you.  By the way, even though the competition is closed, we're still up for bribery.  A Random Shite peerage could be yours.

If you know anyone who wants to buy 385 bottle tops, let us know.
pot-of-the-tops@randomshite.co.uk.