Cheating Bastards
Don’t try and tell us that cheaters don’t win, just look at McLaren - and
they would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids over
at Ferrari who went and told the teacher, freakin’ pussies. Now McLaren
have been lumbered with a 100 kajillion squid fine, which is the equivalent of
a one month hooker bill for Bernie Ecclestone. Hamilton still has a chance
of winning the world title if Alonso or Button don’t kill him first, but to be
honest, no one gives a flying fuck about F1.
Cheating in sport is nothing new, Christ they are all at it, here’s some of our
favourites...
- Michael Schumacher famously drove into Damon Hill to stop him winning the championship – that wasn’t cheating – that was hilarious.
- Phil Tufnell took drugs, but cricket is so boring he had to liven his day up somehow.
- Maradonna never cheated in the '86 World Cup against England. England just suck balls. Always.
- Michelle deBruin wasn’t on drugs, but she did have a cock that she used like a flipper.
- Sonia O’Sullivan wasn’t really a good natural runner, but she did have a massive cock that she used like a third leg.
- Mary Peters won gold because she had a gigantic cock that she used to brutalise her opponents pre-race.
If you've been spying, especially in the changing rooms, email us juicy photos to
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