Celebrity Homes
Everybody loves, loves, loves celebrities! Apart from Vanessa Feltz, she's a fat fuckin' disgrace to cunts everywhere.
You've seen MTV Cribs - now see Random Shite's Celebrity Homes!
Eamon Holmes
Lives in a big fat house.
Kelly Holmes
Lives in a house made of gold.
Katie Holmes
Lives in a house with big tits.
Larry Holmes
Lives in a house with a little box room.
David Holmes
Lives in a house with an unnaturally coloured roof.
Sherlock Holmes
It's a mystery where he lives.
If you know any celebrity homes write to
nobody-will-fucking-bother@randomshite.co.uk
