Celebrity Cleaning Service

You know how it is, you spend all day on your computer, your ma brings you tea and snacks, you drop crumbs everywhere and there are discarded tissues everywhere.  The place stinks, but if you leave your Bebo or Myspace site for more than 30 seconds you might miss an urgent message.  So how the fuck do you clean the house?  Well, we've teamed up with some celebrities to bring you a unique cleaning service!!

This week we are offering hoovering from Keith Richards, where he will suck up all the unwanted dust and ashes you have around the house.

Next week - George Michael's French polishing service
& Stan Collymore's window cleaning.  Email us at
barrysbitches@randomshite.co.uk