Busta Rhymes' Arse Busting Rhymes

Jack and Jill,
Who was off the pill,
Were at it in the corner,
Jack came first,
And his baggie burst,
Now Jill’s fucked.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty was steaming and had a great fall.
He lay on the ground until the next morning at ten,
When he got up and went drinking again.

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as coke,
And everywhere that Mary went,
She was fleeced out on coke.

The grand old duke of pork,
He had ten thousand little men,
He shot them up through the top of his love canon,
Then he lay back down again.

And when he was up he was up,
And when he was down he was down,
And when he was only half way up,
They invented a pill called Viagra.

Half a round of vodka & beer,
Half a round of whiskey,
Mix it up and what have you got,
Another hungover Sunday.

Ring-a-ring o' roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all have bird flu now.

Ride me, ride me, baker's man,
Put on that johnnie as fast as you can.
I poked it and pricked it, 'cause I'm a psycho you see,
I secretly want you to have a baby with me.

Little miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet,
Flicking her bean all day.
Then came a spide, who sat down beside,
and got his end away.

Hickory dickory dock,
When I piss it hurts my cock.
The shaft is sore,
but the head hurts more.
Hickory dickory dock.