Bring back the old Mr. Tayto!

If there are three things that the people of Northern Ireland are rightfully proud of, it’s the 3 T’s – Troubles, Titanic and Tayto.  And while all three may ultimately lead to an early death, that’s the way we like it here.  We don’t like change in Northern Ireland, especially blue bins, they’re a real bloody hassle.  Unfortunately some stiff in a suit has decided to tamper with one of our T’s.  Imagine our shock, nay outrage, when on a trip to the local shop we found they’ve changed Mr. Tayto!

Gone are his charming yet simple chubby little cheeks, replaced by what can only be described as a computer generated, corporate sell-out.  They might still call him Mr. Tayto, but we know this soulless little troll is an impostor.  Those crazed fat-cats up at Tandragee Castle have obviously been getting high sniffing the Cheese & Onion E numbers, because no sane person would commit such a reckless act.

We demand they return the old Mr. Tayto without delay, or it’ll be Golden Wonder Walkers from now on!

If you represent Tayto then email us now at
get-down-on-your-knees-and-beg-for-forgiveness@randomshite.co.uk