Blair's First Loss
So Tony
Blair has lost his first House of Commons vote in eight and a half years. People are even saying
that he's lost his authority and it has to be said, the signs are there - when John Prescott's in Number 10
he doesn't flush any more and John Reid now only says, "Yes sir, yes sir, two bags full sir.” However
Random Shite has kept a close eye on TB over his premiership and we can honestly say that Tony has lost a
good few things while at No. 10...
- He lost many a night’s sleep when Leo was born.
- He lost many a night’s sleep when Cherie wanted another baby.
- He lost Mandy.
- He lost the plot with the Iraq thing.
- He lost a shoe one morning.
- He lost the car keys, but suspects either Euan or Gordon from next door nicked them.
- He lost Mandy. Again.
- He lost the world cup in 1998 and 2002.
- He lost Blunko, then found him, then lost him.
- He lost his hair.
- He lost his temper, usually with Prescott.
- He lost the respect of the people (only joking, never really had it).
- He lost his inhibitions in the bedroom (see point 2).
- He lost the Labour party.
So you see, Tony has lost a lot over the past few years, so don't believe everything you read in the papers,
unless it’s about Jude Law. He's a real bastard, isn't he? But you wouldn't kick him out of bed.
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